I Can't Wait For You To Shut Me Up.

I'm Kitty. and some people call me Carol and yeah this is my life in a way i guess idfk

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

(via lust-touch-seed)

goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sail. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

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Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

(via striderswhore)

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via mythoughtswillendme)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via sweetsmilesandsadness)

spidersaremetalheads:

this one has more bands…
orangecricket: Incorrect, tis me

Goddamnit Taylor