Oh Doctor, Fix Me Right This Time.

I'm Kitty. and some people call me Carol and what the fuck even is a description

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via revivalofthedizzymartian)

michigansmanofmayhem:

blameitallonherroots:

taylorfiercebuaya:

third-round-charm:

*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*

wait do girls really do this?

As much as we can

accurate

Y’all are the devil

(Source: downtomarsgal, via lust-touch-seed)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw, via lust-touch-seed)

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via lust-touch-seed)